In the past, there was a genre of music called stadium rock. A remake of a classic American bluegrass tune, “Cotton-Eyed Joe,” was made by Rednex in Sweden. You can view the original video below
Yes, the economy has collapsed, half the United States residents have declared them political enemies, and race relations are in danger of collapsing. The world is on the brink of war. This American folk song has been around so long, that it is now in the public domain.
If it hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe, I’d been married a long time ago.
My wife says I should be a homo
What do I wear now, Mush-Mouth Joe?
If it hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe, I’d got groceries a long time ago
Now we’re all eating canned Alpo
What’s for dinner, Mush-Mouth Joe?
If it hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe, I’d have driven a long time ago
There’s no gas my car won’t go
Where’s my EV, Mush-Mouth Joe?
If hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe, I’d have gone shopping a long time ago
All the stores are boarded and closed.
Where do we shop now, Mush-Mouth Joe?
If it hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe, I would have voted long ago
Where the hell did my ballot go?
You’ll never tell me, Mush-Mouth Joe.
If it hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe
I would have made friends a long time ago. Now I’m a racist, don’t you know?
What the hell, Mush Mouth Joe?
If it hadn’t been for Mush-Mouth Joe
I’d have retired a long time ago. Where did all my savings go?
Thanks a million, Mush-Mouth Joe!
We can help, when you get ready to film the video. I’m available for non-union wages.
